A German man with a horrible past hiding in Argentina takes a liking to your Jewish-Argentinian mom. He happens to be your dad's employee.

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Your mom's teacher was beloved by everyone, but he seemed to hold a grudge against her. She had no idea why. She was about to find out.

The frustrating thanklessness of being a male feminist is beginning to wear on you. Your mom is the only pressure release valve you have.

You find a camera in your mom's shower while you're on vacation with your family. You become obsessed with discovering who the spy is.

Your passed out mom ends up all over the city during one wild night. Her ass is a hot commodity and the whole world's looking for warmth.

An out-of-touch genius and a meathead idiot walk into a library. The punchline? Your mom's sweet ass.

Your mom's night terrors bring you to discover a horrible secret. Not only is your mom's sleep and sanity on the line. Her ass is too.

Your mom is kidnapped at the park. As the cops try to crack the case, the kidnapper spends his time doing something much more fun.

The biggest brat in school torments his classmates and teachers. You had no reason to expect your mom would soon become his biggest victim.

Your emotionally vulnerable mom discovers evidence of your dad's infidelity. She's about to take drastic actions. Guess who will benefit...

Your brother is hospitalized by his bullies. Your cousin comes up with a plan for revenge. Unfortunately for your mom' ass, plans backfire.

You have a weird knack for predicting the future. It didn't save your dad from his plane crash. Will it at least save your mom's ass?

Your boss loves your photography, but you'll never be his favorite until you give him what he really wants. Your mom's big french ass.

Your dad takes revenge on his former high school classmates by showing off your mom. It turns out to be a biggest mistake in his life.

You discover your deadbeat co-worker cumming in customer's hamburgers. As you reflect on it, your mom pulls in to the drive-thru, hungry.

Your wise-cracking private investigator mother gets hired to save a woman from being drugged and fucked. Will she crack the case in time?

You may be neuro-atypical, but at least it gives you one advantage in life: serving your mom's ass up on a silver platter.

Your mom takes you to see Santa in the mall. Looks like your gift to Santa this year will be better than his gift to you. Mom? Come here.

Time seems to be repeating itself at a party. Is there a way you can take advantage of this anomaly in space/time? *Looks at mom's ass*