You're a ghostwriter for a black rapper. Your mom is curious about your lyrics. Little does she know they'll soon bring trouble her way.

A German man with a horrible past hiding in Argentina takes a liking to your Jewish-Argentinian mom. He happens to be your dad's employee.

Your mom's coworker makes a good sales pitch. Maybe if she didn't harbor a resentment toward your dad, it would be a lot less enticing.

Your mom and dad's relationship begins to strain due to unsubstantiated suspicions. She begins looking for thrills outside of your family.

Your mom takes you out for trick-or-treating. Little does she know, monsters lie in wait for her in the darkness, ready to devour her whole.

Your mom's teacher was beloved by everyone, but he seemed to hold a grudge against her. She had no idea why. She was about to find out.

The frustrating thanklessness of being a male feminist is beginning to wear on you. Your mom is the only pressure release valve you have.

Your mom is purse-jacked in Pakistan. She goes to the police station for justice. Justice will be served, just not the kind she thinks.

The biggest brat in school torments his classmates and teachers. You had no reason to expect your mom would soon become his biggest victim.

Your emotionally vulnerable mom discovers evidence of your dad's infidelity. She's about to take drastic actions. Guess who will benefit...

Your brother is hospitalized by his bullies. Your cousin comes up with a plan for revenge. Unfortunately for your mom' ass, plans backfire.

Your dad takes revenge on his former high school classmates by showing off your mom. It turns out to be a biggest mistake in his life.

You discover your deadbeat co-worker cumming in customer's hamburgers. As you reflect on it, your mom pulls in to the drive-thru, hungry.

Your mom takes you to see Santa in the mall. Looks like your gift to Santa this year will be better than his gift to you. Mom? Come here.