An out-of-touch genius and a meathead idiot walk into a library. The punchline? Your mom's sweet ass.

Your mom's night terrors bring you to discover a horrible secret. Not only is your mom's sleep and sanity on the line. Her ass is too.

Your mom is kidnapped at the park. As the cops try to crack the case, the kidnapper spends his time doing something much more fun.

The biggest brat in school torments his classmates and teachers. You had no reason to expect your mom would soon become his biggest victim.

Your emotionally vulnerable mom discovers evidence of your dad's infidelity. She's about to take drastic actions. Guess who will benefit...

Your brother is hospitalized by his bullies. Your cousin comes up with a plan for revenge. Unfortunately for your mom' ass, plans backfire.

You have a weird knack for predicting the future. It didn't save your dad from his plane crash. Will it at least save your mom's ass?

Your boss loves your photography, but you'll never be his favorite until you give him what he really wants. Your mom's big french ass.

Your dad takes revenge on his former high school classmates by showing off your mom. It turns out to be a biggest mistake in his life.

You discover your deadbeat co-worker cumming in customer's hamburgers. As you reflect on it, your mom pulls in to the drive-thru, hungry.

Your obsession with your mom's giant breasts leads to an obsession with the milk that spills from her nipples.

Your wise-cracking private investigator mother gets hired to save a woman from being drugged and fucked. Will she crack the case in time?

You may be neuro-atypical, but at least it gives you one advantage in life: serving your mom's ass up on a silver platter.

“My mom is asking for it,” you said to yourself in your room. You had just seen her in her Princess Jasmine costume in the living room.

Your mom takes you to see Santa in the mall. Looks like your gift to Santa this year will be better than his gift to you. Mom? Come here.

My mom's fate I've been duly gifted Her waist is thin. Her ass is great And both caught in my web of fate Or do I have it all but twisted?

Your mom's halloween celebrations are a little too macabre for your taste. The spirits she's deserved may be cooking up a plan for her ass.

Every part of her is here, before me. Every part I wanted, she brought it with her. She brings it with her wherever she goes.

What was once a trembling mass of wailing limbs would become an orange-lit vibration of gyrating and thrusting hips. And that body. Sinless.

You looked at your mom’s ass before you as it swam, dolphin-like, through a sea of cowardliness. Unperturbed. Arrogant.